DO's and DON'Ts at a wedding dinner:

1 ONE MUST ARRIVE LATE
only then would you not get called to the VIP table

2 ONE MUST ALWAYS ENSURE THAT YOU ARE NOT CALLED UP AS VIP
only then would you be allowed to have free sitting

3 ONE MUST ENSURE THAT YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM OF CHOOSING WHERE YOU WANT TO SIT
only then would you be able to choose to socialize with the people around you

4 ONE MUST NOT BE SOCIALABLE
only then would you have the least people sitting with you

5 ONE MUST ALWAYS SIT AT THE TABLE WITH THE LEAST PEOPLE
only then would get to eat most of the food

6 ONE MUST ALWAYS GET THE MOST FOOD
only then would you be able to uphold your Singaporean identity 'KIASU'

7 ONE MUST BE KIASU
if not you won't get to eat that sharks' fin anymore

8 ONE MUST NOT SIT WITH YOUR PARENTS AND YOUR AUNTS AND UNCLES
only then would you not feel this extremely large generation gap

Okay, I went to this wedding dinner. Someone's wedding dinner. Actually, I don't even know this person, I don't even know her existence. But anyway, I learnt that she's my cousin and I've never ever seen her before ! BIANG EH.

I'm quite pissed off actually. For a thousand reasons. But if I say them out, they would be selfish desires (rings a bell ? some line from JLC)! WHICH IS SO WRONG !

I agreed to go for the dinner only because of the food. Like when else can you eat sharks' fin, abalone, blah blah blah ? XD

Okay, I'm so bored. SO BORED. I wouldn't even update if ERI hadn't tag my board. Okay ERI my pillar of motivation. HAHA.